Winning Tactics no. 124: Become the Bush!
We all know that feeling – you have a cool gun, nice armor, shitload of meds and you’re ready to score some sick kills to put in a crazy dubstep montage on your youtube channel with 4 subscribers. But then you see it. A bush. It looks so peaceful, so comforting, almost like crawling back to your mother’s womb. A safe haven among chaos. So you hide inside, just for a few seconds, to quickly heal, but then… it hits you. This is your life now. This is where you’ll spent the rest of your days. Where you’ll retire and raise your family on a poultry-based diet. Yeah, and win the game! …or not. Probably not.
at least you got to the top 10!
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